“You can stop swiping now—you found me!” “I’d swipe right twice for you. ”

“I need to call Disney World—I found their missing princess. ” “Is your name Zelda? Because you sure look like a princess to me. ”

“I didn’t believe in love until I saw your profile. ” “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I match with you again?”

“So do we get married now, or later?” “Is this the time I start shopping for engagement rings?”

“When I introduce you to my parents, I’ll lie and say we met at a coffee shop. ” “I’m thinking we should say we met through mutual friends. It’s just vague enough to be believable, right?”

“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” “I thought all the angels were in Heaven, but I guess there are a few on Tinder, too. ”

“Can I have the name of the model you used for these pics?” “There’s no way this is a real account. You’re just too perfect. ”

“Your eyes are so blue, I feel like I could take a swim in them. ” “You must get this all the time, but I love your eyes. ”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. ” “Wanna hear my cheesiest pickup line? We’d be gouda together. ”

“I send the best good morning texts. But you’d know that already if you had my number. ” “What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone? Actually, why don’t you start by giving me your number?”

“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?” “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ”

“Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet, and I want to spoon you. ” “I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. ”

“Happy Take Your Cat to Work Day!” “It’s National Drink a Glass of Milk Day! How will you be celebrating?”

“Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrrrrrrfect. ” “I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you. ”

“Do you like raisins? How about a date?” “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. ”

“Well, here I am. What are your other 2 wishes?” “Not to brag, but my phone is pretty nice. I think it’d be perfect with your number in it. ”

“Know what’s on the menu tonight? Me ’n’ u. ” “You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”

“You never have to Google again, because I’ve got what you’re searching for. ” “I Googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m feeling lucky. ’”

“If you were a dried fruit, you’d be my date. ” “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?” “I hope there’s a firefighter around, because you’re smoking hot. ”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. ” “Whenever I meet someone new, I start talking about climate change. It’s a real icebreaker. ”