EVENTS Conventional Wisdom Speech (+/-) At least it was short. Lean cuisine for the ’90s: Lots of fiber, not much spice. Poem (+/-) The rock. The river. The tree. The list of liberal constituencies. (It almost rhymes!) Gala (-) Democrats close the Schmaltz Gap with GOP. But where was Wayne Newton? Parties (+) Hip everywhere. MTV, Jockey Club the coolest. Jack, Annette-and the CW! Open House (+) Bill at his best, but did you catch the way Hillary bossed him around? Yuppies (-) It’s their turn now-their turn to look cheesy. Sorry, Zoe. Buy American.
